Meow, meow

Tiger, our very much horny cat, fathered four monstrous kitten. Yeah for the Nth time, he once again contributed to the growing feline population. Iniisip siguro ng pusang 'to na sa bawat pusang nasasagasaan at namamatay, apat na kuting ang dapat na ipangnganak. I don't know why the hell this cat is still ACTIVE and ALIVE. I mean he's old like the Arthro Man. Ano kayang sikreto nya? Arthro? Yung nine lives kaya?

This Cat...

...always gets himself mobbed (maybe he's gangster). There were a lot of times when he would come home bloodied and covered with mud. He looked like he was kuyog to death, and my ever compassionate mother would play Mother Theresa and nurse him back to health. Pero wala paring kadala-dala, matapos gumaling, puro sugat na naman. Pusakal talaga. He's such a troublemaker.


...makes a lot of noise when he's having sex. He has this ritual of jumping from one roof to another (like a human being who jumps from one bed to another) and makes these nasty sexual sounds that could wake up the whole neighborhood. I don't know what animalistic sex appeal that this cat has, I mean he's old and dirty (not to mention smelly), but he seems to get a lot of lovin' from pussy cat sluts. Hey Animal Planet, would you be interested to cast this being as your new porn star?


...doesn't know anything about the Trust Family Program, all he knows about is mating season. The only good thing about Tiger is that he didn't eat his offsprings. Animals do that right? They eat their young. Forgive me for saying this, but sometimes I wish he did. His babies are freaking me out. Yesterday, they chase me like demons and almost press their claws on my skin. I promise, I didn't do anything. Mama told me that the kittens might be thinking that I am their master. Sorry kitties, but you can't count on my parenting skills, because I can't even give Otaro a bath. He's so matapang kasi. Who's Otaro? He's my eight year old baby dog.


Anne, if you're reading this please adopt the Hello Kitties before I donate them to the Siopao-wan. (Just kidding about the siopao-wan) I know that you love cats and you know that I don't. Sige na, ampunin mo na para may kalaro si Hamlet. Hamlet na pala siya ngayon, diba dati siya si Narda. Ano??? Lalake pala siya.


I'm not cruel to animals. Readers of the other blog knows how much I mourned when my dog Kulet died. I cried almost every hour, as if there was no tomorrow. Isipin nyo na lang hindi naman lalake yun, pero iniyakan ko pa rin. Ay mali, lalake pala yun pero hindi naman siya tao. Ayan na miss ko tuloy. Hi Kulet, musta naman diyan sa heaven?